Live show No Straight Answers

No Straight Answers

Saturday, June 20 · 8:00 pm · $15 · Arcade Comedy Theater

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Are you caught in a quandary, conundrum, or crisis? Is your therapist phoning it in? Never fear, Arcade has you covered with No Straight Answers, an extra special “comedy therapy” show. Pittsburgh’s (allegedly) gayest comedian, Roy Gloeckl, hosts an outspoken and opinionated panel of hilarious experts* who can’t wait to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it!

*Please note: These people are highly unqualified. They don’t even update their apps. Taking their advice seriously is a poor choice. No refunds.

Good to know

  • Tickets are sold online and at the box office on the day of the show.
  • Non-refundable, but transferable — can't make it? Give them to a friend.
  • General admission. Buying ahead holds your seat until showtime.
  • Guests 21+ can bring a six-pack or a bottle of wine. $5 per person corkage.